1. I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

    ..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

    “Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

    I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

    ..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

    David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

    This never gets old. 

    (via denasynesthesia)

    Reblogged from: amisgreaterthanpm
  2. queensuperwholock:

    gingergiggles:

    paimon001:

    nachosinthetardis:

    there are nice americans

    there are rude americans

    there are nice brits

    there are rude brits

    there are nice canadians

    there’s justin bieber

    Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

    He was never meant to escape.

    …I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

    Reblogged from: nowitallbegins
  3. thecardiocult:

    southern-fit-fabulous:

    gwenlightened:

    letsloooozeweight:

    healthy—-lovee:

    awwwwwwww.

    this just makes me smile so big:)

    I am just grinning from ear to ear right now

    So where’s this from?

    Glee, unfortunately.

    Reblogged from: 50flightsofstrong
  4. theguilteaparty:

    reindeerplaydate:

    forfuturereferenceonly:

    kowka:

    haraii:

    christmas eve what about christmas adam

    happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

    Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

    Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

    Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

    Reblogged from: persipanprinzessin
  5. oflightandchaos:


Hugging makes trees happy. See? Tree is smiling. :)

    oflightandchaos:

    Hugging makes trees happy. See? Tree is smiling. :)

    Reblogged from: findinghealthyhappiness
  6. staxilicious:

    artkat:

    despairnaegami:

    personasanta:

    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

    image

    reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

    Reblogged from: persipanprinzessin
  7. persipanprinzessin:

    vanhomme:

    5K city run today.

    The run went well, I made it fine. But my time is the slowest out of all the three 5K races I’ve done. Not sure I like that, to be honest. *pouts*

    Don’t let a stupid clock get to you. Hey, you ran a race today and you finished, that’s all that counts!!! I’m proud of you. :)

    And this is why I lurve you. You make me feel better, hun *hugs*

    Reblogged from: persipanprinzessin
  8. 5K city run today.

    The run went well, I made it fine. But my time is the slowest out of all the three 5K races I’ve done. Not sure I like that, to be honest. *pouts*

  9. When the financial bubble burst and a lot of people lost their investments with their banks, I didn’t hear anyone say, “Oh well, you shouldn’t have trusted a bank with your money if you didn’t want it stolen.”
    They said, “These people trusted the banks with their money and they stole it! What a despicable bunch of assholes!”
    You trust someone with your money and you expect them to handle it with care. You expect them not to steal it and not to give it away.

    But when nude pictures of girls are made public, all people can say is, “Well, they shouldn’t have taken nude pictures of themselves in the first place.”
    Instead of saying it like it is: “Some asshole stole something that was clearly meant to be private and made it public. What a despicable human being!”
    You trust someone with naked pictures of yourself and you expect them to handle them with care.

    That’s the deal.

  10. yuntears:

    affectedline:

    hellbunnyshutch:

    Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

    ^^^^

    Less text posts demonizing bees due to misinformation, more flowers.

    Please, please, everybody who has the space, go plant flowers.

    Reblogged from: trambahngast
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